Barkitecture Buff Gifts

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"We only got six days of funding."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"Here's the parking lot."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"Mom, could we stay in my old room until we're able to afford a place of our own?"

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

'The buildings are merging.'

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

Igloo sales

'Well, yes... The cellar IS a bit damp. But therefore the rent is really low!'

Turtle Home

They Always Say That

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'