Architecture Geek Gifts

"OK, who's the joker?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Building Blocks.

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Pizza Tower Bridge

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

Pisa Hut.

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

Snow Bridge.

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

Doric, Ionic and Platonic.

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'