Architecture Geek Gifts

"OK, who's the joker?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Kritik's Korner

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

Building Blocks.

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

Pizza Tower Bridge

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

Pisa Hut.

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

Snow Bridge.

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.

Before he was taken away, Dr. Stuart Trust was the last known doctor to make HOUSE CALLS.

Henry Ford

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

Toy White House built incorrectly.