Architecture Nerds Gifts

Tortoise Skyscraper

Hollywood Sign Developers

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Introducing Piza Island.

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

Pizza Tower Bridge

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

You dope! Why would you build our home right next to a power plant?

Home Sweet Sign

Scientists building a tower

'Busy Builders' at the Seaside