Architecture Nerds Gifts

Tortoise Skyscraper

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Introducing Piza Island.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Pizza Tower Bridge

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

'Busy Builders' at the Seaside

Scientists building a tower