Building Aesthetics Buff Gifts

'Eww, when did this building get that hideous gargoyle?'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'The buildings are merging.'

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

'It's the first dollar earned and the only one, I might say, that hasn't been working for me!'

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

"Looks like a tragic accident Chief. Although how he could trip and fall under a road roller beats me."

'What paste?' (Husband nailing wallpaper to the wall).

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

Ceiling painter with an umbrella.

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"This is the precise reason I didn't want bamboo flooring."

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

Lighthouse switch

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.