Building Aesthetics Buff Pillows

'Eww, when did this building get that hideous gargoyle?'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

'The buildings are merging.'

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

'It's the first dollar earned and the only one, I might say, that hasn't been working for me!'

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

'What paste?' (Husband nailing wallpaper to the wall).

"Looks like a tragic accident Chief. Although how he could trip and fall under a road roller beats me."

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

Ceiling painter with an umbrella.

Lighthouse switch

"This is the precise reason I didn't want bamboo flooring."

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

'Phase Two : More of the same'