Office Aesthetics Admirer Pillows

'It's the first dollar earned and the only one, I might say, that hasn't been working for me!'

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Lemonade Inc.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Busy office.

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

401K

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

"Well, yes, we did have to downsize operations a bit ... "

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

Two stressed drinking birds

"He worked his way up from the mail room...from licking stamps to kissing butt."

"Oops! Wrong plug."

Congratulations on your promotion.

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

"Norman, leadership is about more than telling everyone to be more like you."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

"I'd rather be at the office."

The boss and her baby