Office Fashion Aficionado Pillows

"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Dressed for Success!

Men's business romper.

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

New Suit.

A Macaroni in 1772

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

Out of kilter.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

Corporate Whore.

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

Female business.

Purple dress

Casual Thursday

"You have a 2 o'clock, a 3:30 and don't forget the monthly finance report is due Friday..."

Desk shaped like an office block.

Square Cut

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

The Dandy

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'