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"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Dressed for Success!

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

Men's business romper.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

A Macaroni in 1772

New Suit.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Out of kilter.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

Corporate Whore.

"So, how do you want it?"

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

Casual Thursday

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Female business.

Purple dress

The Dandy

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Square Cut

"You have a 2 o'clock, a 3:30 and don't forget the monthly finance report is due Friday..."

Desk shaped like an office block.

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'