Barkitect Gifts

"Today's lecture is on loyalty."

"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Hollywood Sign Developers

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'C'mon get it straight.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'Hmph. College kids.'

Pipe Dream.

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Cat statues on entrance gate

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Lego Haircut

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.