Album Architect Gifts

"I can't believe it. My band's new album sold a million copies on iTunes. I'm rich!" "First thing I'm going to do is buy a mansion, with twelve rooms, each with its own Playstation and X-Box that my butler will play for me." "You might not want to spend any of that money just yet, little buddy. You might need it for the settlement." "What settlement?" "I'm not sure it was entirely legal to name your album 'Beyonce's New Album'." "I added 'sarcastic quote' around it, so it'll be fine."

How to make a concept album

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Hollywood Sign Developers

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'C'mon get it straight.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'Hmph. College kids.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Pipe Dream.

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Cat statues on entrance gate

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Lego Haircut

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'