Playlist Architect Gifts

'and for my 12,307 choice I'd have the live extended version of...'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

Building a company.

Musical genres

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

"Brat"

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."

"Romance"

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

"I'm all for diversity. Let's get someone in here who knows what they're doing."

"Oooh...yes! I frickin' love this song too!"

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

Businessman wonders why he called a meeting.

"Hello, I have this on my Spotify, so I'll be humming along."

Diplo

'My investment objective is to keep up with my neighbors, the Joneses, who just won the lottery.'

'Busy day?'

Fred, Mozart's equally brilliant, but lesser known brother who was a carpenter and built his first symphony hall when he was three.

Santa held a drawing and the winning reindeer picked the music playlist they'll listen to on the Christmas Eve trip. Dancer's list would have been all disco music, and Cupid would have chosen love songs. The winner decided to go with one song on an endless loop. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Happy holidays! Merry Christmas!

Shuffle Shame

Hello, auto club? I have an emergency. What's happened, sir? Ever since I upgraded to iOS 8, my iPhone hasn't been syncing with my car stereo over bluetooth. I don't feel comfortable driving without being able to hear my "driving" playlist. How long till you get here? Sir, we're going to have to revoke your membership.

How to make a concept album

'Honestly, how do you expect me to workout when I've yet to compile a 'Top 10 Workout Songs' list?'

Semi-classical, Quarter-classical and One-eighth-classical.

"No-one's noticed the difference yet. . !"

'Trouble is he can't hear any whistling with that plugged in.'

'Luckily, my iPod contains a set of 10 songs I'd like to listen to if I were stranded on an island.'

i-plod.

'Have you ever thought about mixing up your playlist?'