Playlist Architect Mugs

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

Building a company.

Musical genres

"Brat"

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."

"I'm all for diversity. Let's get someone in here who knows what they're doing."

"Romance"

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

Diplo

"Hello, I have this on my Spotify, so I'll be humming along."

'My investment objective is to keep up with my neighbors, the Joneses, who just won the lottery.'

'Busy day?'

Fred, Mozart's equally brilliant, but lesser known brother who was a carpenter and built his first symphony hall when he was three.

How to make a concept album

'Honestly, how do you expect me to workout when I've yet to compile a 'Top 10 Workout Songs' list?'

Semi-classical, Quarter-classical and One-eighth-classical.

'Trouble is he can't hear any whistling with that plugged in.'

"No-one's noticed the difference yet. . !"

'Luckily, my iPod contains a set of 10 songs I'd like to listen to if I were stranded on an island.'

i-plod.

'Have you ever thought about mixing up your playlist?'

Desert Island Downloads