Spotify Playlist Curator Mugs

"Hello, I have this on my Spotify, so I'll be humming along."

The Dorrie Decimal System

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Musical genres

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

"Brat"

"Romance"

"Oooh...yes! I frickin' love this song too!"

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

'I understand Sir. No, I didn't take that personally, Sir...Could you hold please?'

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

'and for my 12,307 choice I'd have the live extended version of...'

'And that was that song again...you know, the one we've played like 12 times today already...sigh.'

Shuffle Shame

Santa held a drawing and the winning reindeer picked the music playlist they'll listen to on the Christmas Eve trip. Dancer's list would have been all disco music, and Cupid would have chosen love songs. The winner decided to go with one song on an endless loop. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Happy holidays! Merry Christmas!

Hello, auto club? I have an emergency. What's happened, sir? Ever since I upgraded to iOS 8, my iPhone hasn't been syncing with my car stereo over bluetooth. I don't feel comfortable driving without being able to hear my "driving" playlist. How long till you get here? Sir, we're going to have to revoke your membership.

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

Ear Bud Hijacking

'Honestly, how do you expect me to workout when I've yet to compile a 'Top 10 Workout Songs' list?'

Classical music on car commerical

Semi-classical, Quarter-classical and One-eighth-classical.

'Trouble is he can't hear any whistling with that plugged in.'

'No thanks.'

"No-one's noticed the difference yet. . !"

'Luckily, my iPod contains a set of 10 songs I'd like to listen to if I were stranded on an island.'

i-plod.

How about listening to music to help you exercise? Ok. I'll make you a playlist. Who do you like? Bach. Wow, nana. You are so hip! I haven't even heard him yet. He's an indie rocker, right? Very indie!

Playlists

Isolation playlist

Desert Island Downloads

Cake Mix

"Hang on - I'm putting together a cool playlist for the life raft."