Digital Playlist Curator Mugs

Check out all the music you can play on an iPod, Nana!

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Egguy JUMP!! 62 Eggs like this. Gr'Egg LOL. M'Egg OMG so funny!!!!! 3.

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

Musical genres

"Brat"

"Romance"

"Oooh...yes! I frickin' love this song too!"

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

'I understand Sir. No, I didn't take that personally, Sir...Could you hold please?'

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"Hello, I have this on my Spotify, so I'll be humming along."

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

"It's great to be back in the theater again."

Entering silicon valley, speed limit: 110111

'and for my 12,307 choice I'd have the live extended version of...'

'These digital organs have a unique sound.'

What are the odds? I'm listening to Ennio Morricone right now, too!

'Save or delete...decisions, decisions..it's just like being at work!'

The first thing I'm doing is deleting all my old Insta photos.

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

Hello, auto club? I have an emergency. What's happened, sir? Ever since I upgraded to iOS 8, my iPhone hasn't been syncing with my car stereo over bluetooth. I don't feel comfortable driving without being able to hear my "driving" playlist. How long till you get here? Sir, we're going to have to revoke your membership.

Shuffle Shame

Santa held a drawing and the winning reindeer picked the music playlist they'll listen to on the Christmas Eve trip. Dancer's list would have been all disco music, and Cupid would have chosen love songs. The winner decided to go with one song on an endless loop. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Happy holidays! Merry Christmas!

'I'm making sure my self-inflated Wikipedia entry corresponds to my self-inflated Facebook profile.'

'Honestly, how do you expect me to workout when I've yet to compile a 'Top 10 Workout Songs' list?'

Classical music on car commerical

Follow Me on Twitter statue.

'Here's a straight from the heart tear jerker that was inspired by a hashtag.'

Semi-classical, Quarter-classical and One-eighth-classical.

'No thanks.'

'Trouble is he can't hear any whistling with that plugged in.'