Playlist Creator Gifts

Semi-classical, Quarter-classical and One-eighth-classical.

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

Musical genres

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Brat"

'I've got it written down...'

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Maybe putting 'Sleep 20 Hours A Day' first on the list wasn't such a good idea.'

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

"Romance"

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

Two men who work for The Federal Department of Bureaucracy look at chart 'Things to Pretend to do Today'

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

"Johnny is absent minded, lazy, easily distracted, loaf of bread, milk, half a pound of cheese...."

Middle age anxiety about leaving the house.

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

'I started making a list of things to do this morning, and before I knew it, it was quitting time.'

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"I'd like to make a list. What do we kick when we die?"

"Do you have to write down all the things you need to worry about?"

"Hello, I have this on my Spotify, so I'll be humming along."

"I always create to-do lists."

'It's guaranteed for one year.'