Playlist Curator Gifts

'Luckily, my iPod contains a set of 10 songs I'd like to listen to if I were stranded on an island.'

i-plod.

"Hang on - I'm putting together a cool playlist for the life raft."

"Brat"

Santa held a drawing and the winning reindeer picked the music playlist they'll listen to on the Christmas Eve trip. Dancer's list would have been all disco music, and Cupid would have chosen love songs. The winner decided to go with one song on an endless loop. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Happy holidays! Merry Christmas!

Trying to find a vaccine appointment is like trying to find a needle in a haystack. I made a playlist for your vaccine search. Start with the Bee Gees' "Stayin' Alive" when you're wondering why you're searching in the first place. When frustration starts to take hold, it's time for the Beatles' "Help!" Listen to U2's "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking for" as the search drags on. And when you finally get an appointment - Of course, Pat Benatar's "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"!

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

Cake Mix

Desert Island Downloads

The Dorrie Decimal System

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Board Game Hunter

Musical genres

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

"Oooh...yes! I frickin' love this song too!"

"Romance"

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

'I understand Sir. No, I didn't take that personally, Sir...Could you hold please?'

My own museum.

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

'Darling, you remember that unbreakable toy we bought him? He's used it to break all the others...'

"Hello, I have this on my Spotify, so I'll be humming along."

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

'and for my 12,307 choice I'd have the live extended version of...'

Hello, auto club? I have an emergency. What's happened, sir? Ever since I upgraded to iOS 8, my iPhone hasn't been syncing with my car stereo over bluetooth. I don't feel comfortable driving without being able to hear my "driving" playlist. How long till you get here? Sir, we're going to have to revoke your membership.

Shuffle Shame

'You look exactly like your website.'

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

'Honestly, how do you expect me to workout when I've yet to compile a 'Top 10 Workout Songs' list?'

Classical music on car commerical

Semi-classical, Quarter-classical and One-eighth-classical.