Playlist Pioneer Gifts

Ted Shinkletoot - the guy behind the iTunes recommendations.

Musical genres

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Disco Owls

'Well, I guess it's your father's fault for mounting that backboard on the barn in the first place. ... OK, one game...'

"Brat"

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Oooh...yes! I frickin' love this song too!"

Riding the statue.

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Little Mountaineers

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"Forward and backward, not up and down!"

"...Now they're playing tape number 7710K. It starts with Johnny Mathis hits arranged for strings and woodwind, then goes on to Mister Henry Mancini. After that..."

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

Wagon

"Hello, I have this on my Spotify, so I'll be humming along."

Ben Okri

'and for my 12,307 choice I'd have the live extended version of...'

'I'm going to prescribe a new diabetic medication. It's a bit costly. I'll start you off with fifty dollars a week.'

Santa held a drawing and the winning reindeer picked the music playlist they'll listen to on the Christmas Eve trip. Dancer's list would have been all disco music, and Cupid would have chosen love songs. The winner decided to go with one song on an endless loop. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Happy holidays! Merry Christmas!

Shuffle Shame

Hello, auto club? I have an emergency. What's happened, sir? Ever since I upgraded to iOS 8, my iPhone hasn't been syncing with my car stereo over bluetooth. I don't feel comfortable driving without being able to hear my "driving" playlist. How long till you get here? Sir, we're going to have to revoke your membership.

'Honestly, how do you expect me to workout when I've yet to compile a 'Top 10 Workout Songs' list?'

Semi-classical, Quarter-classical and One-eighth-classical.

"No-one's noticed the difference yet. . !"

'Trouble is he can't hear any whistling with that plugged in.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single bank loan."