Playlist Curator Pillows

'Luckily, my iPod contains a set of 10 songs I'd like to listen to if I were stranded on an island.'

i-plod.

"Hang on - I'm putting together a cool playlist for the life raft."

"Brat"

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Cake Mix

Desert Island Downloads

The Dorrie Decimal System

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Musical genres

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Romance"

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

'I understand Sir. No, I didn't take that personally, Sir...Could you hold please?'

My own museum.

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

'Darling, you remember that unbreakable toy we bought him? He's used it to break all the others...'

"Hello, I have this on my Spotify, so I'll be humming along."

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

'You look exactly like your website.'

'Honestly, how do you expect me to workout when I've yet to compile a 'Top 10 Workout Songs' list?'

Classical music on car commerical

Semi-classical, Quarter-classical and One-eighth-classical.

"No-one's noticed the difference yet. . !"

'Trouble is he can't hear any whistling with that plugged in.'

'Have you ever thought about mixing up your playlist?'

"I've got my entire record collection on my phone. . ."

"It's nothing personal. I just enjoyed your online presence better."

Isolation playlist

Playlists

"I want my profile picture to scream 'personality'."