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"I can't believe it. My band's new album sold a million copies on iTunes. I'm rich!" "First thing I'm going to do is buy a mansion, with twelve rooms, each with its own Playstation and X-Box that my butler will play for me." "You might not want to spend any of that money just yet, little buddy. You might need it for the settlement." "What settlement?" "I'm not sure it was entirely legal to name your album 'Beyonce's New Album'." "I added 'sarcastic quote' around it, so it'll be fine."