Book Architect Gifts

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"Chapter Eleven is, in reality, only chapter one."

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

'Yes! After eight months hard graft it's finished, now onto Chapter Two...'

Egyptology Books form Pyramid

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Hollywood Sign Developers

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'C'mon get it straight.'

'Hmph. College kids.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Pipe Dream.

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Team Leader

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Cat statues on entrance gate

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "