Book Design Gifts

"Do you think there's too much white on the cover?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Copycats

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

No-Work Orange

Bookworm Sleepover

Blue Stockings

Television Readers.

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Empty box of ideas

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Hair Crop Circle

Silence of the Chickens...

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Paranormal A-Z...