Design Gifts

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

'Hi, I'm a blueprint.'

'Detroit will try anything to become profitable again.'

RBG, RGB, CMYK

'And here's our new and improved version.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"It's just the architect's model, but I'm very excited."

'What happened between design and development?'

'The client's not too happy with the way I interpreted the brief.'

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

'Ok everyone, we want fresh ideas. There's no point in reinventing the...the...errmm...'

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'It's a new design to save water.'

Since college admissions officers might see his Facebook page...

'I could be wrong, but I don't think that was supposed to be in the design. That's a coffee stain.'

'Ok, you invented the wheel, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Millimetres or centimetres? Check the plan."

When Engineers Crack.

'This building is designed so that every employee will have a view.'

Copycats

'On a clear day you can see the plush neo-classical offices of the bastards who designed these monstrosities.'

Man at council planning offices can't get through door due to position of steps.

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

'I don't think that blob was an unusual roof design, but a coffee stain.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'So we're all agreed on this final design?'

'We're going to need more money just to complete the model.'

"Good start, Maxwell. Now concentrate a bit more on aesthetics."

'Is it true the building's sinking?'

To save space, we eliminated hallways and doors, by adding catwalk and ladders.

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Are we overthinking this?"

"Who'd have thought a crease in the plans would result in an award for outstanding architecture?"