Visual Design Gifts

Opticians' sign set out like an eye test.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Copycats

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Empty box of ideas

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Eureka!

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Hair Crop Circle

Haute Suture

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

If nobody had invented graphics

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Use your imagination.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"You know, there are other emojis."

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

Happy Easter