Visual Design Enthusiasts Gifts

'Your report is totally without merit. Add a color cover and some clip art and hand it in again.'

'We need to mask the lack of substance in the presentation with fancy graphics and animations...'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Lost. Readi

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

Sign Reform

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

Early cave painters

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

Futons/Futoffs

Naked Furniture

Sir Cecil Beaton

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

"Worse than giant clothespins, Ralph - Bauhaus designed alligators!"

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

Roller Coasters

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

The most important part of your job application. Font selection.