Graphic Design Admirer Gifts

"I tolerate their inaccurate weather predictions because I love their graphics."

'C'mon get it straight.'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Early Colour TV

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

Sign Reform

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Early cave painters

If like worked like Baseball you could be traded to another family.

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

Naked Furniture

Hear No Evil, SIA No Evil, Speak No Evil.

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

Roller Coasters

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

Futons/Futoffs

Sir Cecil Beaton

"Worse than giant clothespins, Ralph - Bauhaus designed alligators!"

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

The most important part of your job application. Font selection.

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

'Wow, NICE Flat!'