Graphic Design Aficionado Gifts

Sign Reform

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Copycats

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"You know, there are other emojis."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Barcode Dreams

Italica

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

'We've re-branded.'

Geek fairies

Why Cows Leave Home

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."