Graphic Design Aficionado Mugs

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Copycats

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"You know, there are other emojis."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Barcode Dreams

Italica

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

'We've re-branded.'

Why Cows Leave Home

Geek fairies

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."