Visual Design Enthusiasts Prints

'Your report is totally without merit. Add a color cover and some clip art and hand it in again.'

'We need to mask the lack of substance in the presentation with fancy graphics and animations...'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Early cave painters

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

Futons/Futoffs

Roller Coasters

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

Naked Furniture

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

"Worse than giant clothespins, Ralph - Bauhaus designed alligators!"

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

Sir Cecil Beaton

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

'Wow, NICE Flat!'

The most important part of your job application. Font selection.

"Stop complaining, granite is in."