Book Organization Gifts

"Please keep the library clean. We don't want you to be ashamed of your shelves."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Where your mind & battle are los

Let's get organized

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Gay Times...

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Good Luck!

Inout baskets.

Maybe clean out your wallet

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"I see you've security marked your property."

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

Ironing day.

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"I was just finishing up some spring cleaning."

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.