Booktastic Organizer Gifts

Library. The Shakespeare volume is out of alphabetical order. Put it in the correct spot. To this own shelf be true!

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Addicted to reading

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

I've refiled all your letters under L.

When he was between Executive Assistants, filing became a challenge for Jonathan.

G.P.S. For the Home

Book Igloo

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

My motto is "A place for everything and everything all over the place".

"Would you really want to read a book by a comedian that didn't have wide margins?"

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

'So really...Why do you need so many stuffed animals.'

Cavewoman has block of ice with refrigerator magnets on it.

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.

Library DIY Section

'Please keep back, everyone! Let's give him the space he needs to work this out on his own!'

Christmas Tree Decorated with Books.

Organic Filing

"'Physick for the Cure of thy Ague'… When was the last time we cleared out this medicine cabinet?"

Hokey Kokey accounts

"Well, I don't think much of your CV, but your paper clip is the smartest I've ever seen."

The Hokey Cokey Dance Club with desk boxes - 'In', 'Out', 'Shake it all about'.

'How come your oldest vintage is on the top shelf?' 'I can't reach up there!'

"Someday, Son, this unnecessary and outdated stuff will all be yours."