Booktastic Organizer Gifts

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Addicted to reading

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

I've refiled all your letters under L.

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

When he was between Executive Assistants, filing became a challenge for Jonathan.

G.P.S. For the Home

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

Book Igloo

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

"Would you really want to read a book by a comedian that didn't have wide margins?"

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

'So really...Why do you need so many stuffed animals.'

Cavewoman has block of ice with refrigerator magnets on it.

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.

Christmas Tree Decorated with Books.

'Please keep back, everyone! Let's give him the space he needs to work this out on his own!'

Library DIY Section

Organic Filing

"'Physick for the Cure of thy Ague'… When was the last time we cleared out this medicine cabinet?"

"Well, I don't think much of your CV, but your paper clip is the smartest I've ever seen."

Hokey Kokey accounts

Teddy for each day of the week

'All I have to do is clean up the piles of trash, laundry and dirty dishes in my room, then I'm free...'

The Hokey Cokey Dance Club with desk boxes - 'In', 'Out', 'Shake it all about'.

'How come your oldest vintage is on the top shelf?' 'I can't reach up there!'