Alphabetical Organizer Gifts

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

I've refiled all your letters under L.

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

When he was between Executive Assistants, filing became a challenge for Jonathan.

A catch-all is born.

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

The Complete Cycle.

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

"What's a good time for dinner, let's sync up our calendars..."

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

Sandwich filing.

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

My motto is "A place for everything and everything all over the place".

"Please wait while I load up software you'll never use and stick random icons all over the place."

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'