Clutter Organizer Gifts

'There's a better way to hide icons.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Inout baskets.

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

Fittd shēt

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Ironing day.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

Bob’s Museum

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

Dust Bunny

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

Two stressed drinking birds

'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

Carpet Cleaner.

Desk boxes - sublimeridiculous.