Orderly Organizer Gifts

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

'Mother is a compulsive straightener.'

"'Physick for the Cure of thy Ague'… When was the last time we cleared out this medicine cabinet?"

'I'm glad you finally climbed out of the primordial ooze, but did you have to come straight into my living room?'

Cleaner

'Sorry folks you've missed this cartoon.'

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Christmas Tree

Inout baskets.

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

I've refiled all your letters under L.

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

Baby reading 'To do list'.

Two stressed drinking birds

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

One Thing / Another

Desk boxes - sublimeridiculous.

Meaningful...Meaningless relationships.

The Complete Cycle.

'Beautiful Balloon Company' In Trays 'Up' 'Up' 'Away'

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

Home Business - Printer Ink.

VIBES, Inc: 'Good...Bad'

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

Carrots on sticks wardrobe.