Playful Organizer Gifts

Hokey Kokey accounts

A stone in a cave has letters shoved into it.

Teddy for each day of the week

'All I have to do is clean up the piles of trash, laundry and dirty dishes in my room, then I'm free...'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'So, Jim, they tell me you're good at compartmentalizing!'

I've refiled all your letters under L.

When he was between Executive Assistants, filing became a challenge for Jonathan.

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

Limbo Day at the Palace

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

'So really...Why do you need so many stuffed animals.'

In, out, and back in again trays

Ok, the first challenge is to throw out all the cheap crap in the swag bag we just gave you.

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.