Playful Organizer Gifts

Hokey Kokey accounts

A stone in a cave has letters shoved into it.

Teddy for each day of the week

'All I have to do is clean up the piles of trash, laundry and dirty dishes in my room, then I'm free...'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'So, Jim, they tell me you're good at compartmentalizing!'

I've refiled all your letters under L.

When he was between Executive Assistants, filing became a challenge for Jonathan.

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

Who's the kid with the predator drone?

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

My motto is "A place for everything and everything all over the place".

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."

Library. Frank, I need to locate some biographies. Do you know where these are? This King Tut book is stored in a box down in the basement. The Napoleon biography is with the short stories. And the Henry Ford book is in the autobiography section. Unfortunately, this Amelia Earhart profile is missing. It mysteriously disappeared years ago. And what about the Albert Einstein bio? It's right up there, on the top shelf. The book about Einstein and his theories is way over your head, Ernie!

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

Limbo Day at the Palace

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

"I do too spark joy!"