Quirky Organizer Gifts

Self-Storage

The Browser

"Well, I don't think much of your CV, but your paper clip is the smartest I've ever seen."

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.

"Now, why didn't we think of that?"

'Just a minute. I need my stethoscope. It's here in the fridge.'

The Hokey Cokey Dance Club with desk boxes - 'In', 'Out', 'Shake it all about'.

A nurse uses syringes on notice board.

"I date everything before I freeze it, so I know when to throw it away."

Woman in office of Ace Escalator Co. has boxes marked 'Up and 'Down'

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

"Oh, the picture tote just helps me keep them organized."

Cavewoman has block of ice with refrigerator magnets on it.

"Until you start included the dress code in the emails, this is going to keep happening."

Clockwise from top left: One, Two, Four, Three.

I've refiled all your letters under L.

"So this is why you kept it after we went paperless."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

When he was between Executive Assistants, filing became a challenge for Jonathan.

Bad Office Planning

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

One Thing / Another

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

Surprise!! Cat's birthday.

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"