Messy Organizer Gifts

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

I've refiled all your letters under L.

When he was between Executive Assistants, filing became a challenge for Jonathan.

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

One Thing / Another

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

Desert Island Raking

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

"I decided to burn all my previous napkins and start fresh."

Work Life Balance Paperwork

Cavewoman has block of ice with refrigerator magnets on it.

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.

In/Out boxes: It will be. . . It is what it is. . . What the hell was that.

"'Physick for the Cure of thy Ague'… When was the last time we cleared out this medicine cabinet?"

"Well, I don't think much of your CV, but your paper clip is the smartest I've ever seen."

Hokey Kokey accounts

'All I have to do is clean up the piles of trash, laundry and dirty dishes in my room, then I'm free...'

"Alphabetically? Good heavens no - I've been filing them according to height."

Teddy for each day of the week

"I date everything before I freeze it, so I know when to throw it away."

The Hokey Cokey Dance Club with desk boxes - 'In', 'Out', 'Shake it all about'.

'A spreadsheet on a memory stick would have been fine.'

Decorating with O.C.D.

'I found Cheez Whiz back here!'

"Beryl my dear, we're breaking for coffee at eleven o-clock. You`re a bit early. I make it ten fifty-eight."

"Oh, the picture tote just helps me keep them organized."