Orderly Organizers Gifts

"This family is way too functional."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Christmas Tree

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Inout baskets.

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

I've refiled all your letters under L.

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

When he was between Executive Assistants, filing became a challenge for Jonathan.

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

The Complete Cycle.

A catch-all is born.

One Thing / Another

'Beautiful Balloon Company' In Trays 'Up' 'Up' 'Away'

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

Home Business - Printer Ink.

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'