Whimsical Organizer Gifts

In and Out Trays of Mumbo and Jumbo.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

'The roof needs icing.'

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

A centipede's Christmas stockings

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

I've refiled all your letters under L.

When he was between Executive Assistants, filing became a challenge for Jonathan.

Al, The Go-From Guy

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

Shop for cats

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

'All those against, raise your hand. All those in favor of ice cream, scream.'

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

My motto is "A place for everything and everything all over the place".

'But you said it would be all right to have an executive toy.'

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.