Playtime Organizer Gifts

'Can Bert come out to play?'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Baby reading 'To do list'.

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

What did I tell you two about somersaults?

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

"Progress is coming right along!"

Who's the kid with the predator drone?

Babies

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

"Wait. Let it breathe."

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

Limbo Day at the Palace

'They've been playing nicely all afternoon: It was a great playdate...'

"So much for eternal rest."

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"If Tommy can't play right now. Can we use his soccer ball?"

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

'So really...Why do you need so many stuffed animals.'