Childhood Play Organizer Gifts

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Haircuts

"I didn't spark joy."

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"Do that again, but cuter."

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

Summer Outing Planning

Categories are the key to organizing.

Babies

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

"It's states CLEARLY on my website, I'm an evil clown."

'This closet needs digitized.'

"We merged to save through volume buying."

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

'Can you do the dishes, love. I'll do the school run.'

Stuff, More Stuff, Storage Space: Bookstore This Way/Art Supply Store This Way

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

Yoga class intrays - in/out/relax.

"Because we're a family, that's why. You set the table I dial the phone, and your father orders the chinese food."