Childhood Play Advocate Gifts

GPs told to remove toys from waiting room.

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'What's play?'

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

Who's the kid with the predator drone?

Houdini's infancy.

'My imaginary playmate is on the honor roll.'

Dog Dreams

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

'Look Mum: I'm Platypus in Boots!'

"He doesn't have to worry about his preschool placement - he interviews well."

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."

Children playing hopscotch wrong.

Play Rush Hour

"I'm a bird dog."

Head Start Nursery.

'Hey, you two! Stop that.'

The Children's Crusade - 'You give the boys cooties, we'll give the girls cooties - we're back in a week.'

No caption. (Young girl looks at hopscotch pattern drawn on treadmill.)

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

"But, sweetie, children are the backbone of our educational system."

'I'll give you sit-down-strike! Just you get this room tidied up by bedtime!'

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

"Since you don't know how to play house, you can be the dad."