Children's Play Advocate Gifts

"Since you don't know how to play house, you can be the dad."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'What's play?'

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

'Look Mum: I'm Platypus in Boots!'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

"He doesn't have to worry about his preschool placement - he interviews well."

'Forget it, Jeb. This see-saw is broken.'

Children playing hopscotch wrong.

"Hey, look at that. It looks like the stuff we've been using to text each other for years."

Danger: Do not love.

'Hey, you two! Stop that.'

"But, sweetie, children are the backbone of our educational system."

'I'll give you sit-down-strike! Just you get this room tidied up by bedtime!'

'A grass box for the children is a wonderful idea.'

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

'My answers aren't wrong,merely different.'

"There will be plenty of time for playing after you get into college."

'When do you teach them how to dress themselves?'

Kids then. . & and now.

"I told you not to bump your sister so hard"

Otter Tattoos

"Oh, no! Now you know my secret identity as Toilet Paper Man!"

A classroom full of young children; a schedule board in the background lists the day's activities which include: circle time, art fun, snack and S.A.T. prep.

'I'm not being edutained!'

"You wouldn't smack the new underclass would you nanny?"

"Papi, I figure summer is a waste of time... According to my calculations, if I go to school instead, I'll graduate from high school three years early!"

"I'd estimate it takes 6 hours of teaching to counteract 2 hours of video games!"

"The educational toys were a waste of money."

"This latest report is worrying. . . it says paperwork is getting in the way of working directly with children in need."

"No, I didn't unplug the TV because there's a national emergency...I want you to play outside."

'Kindergarten is supposed to be fun. You mustn't be doing it right.'