Icon Organizer Gifts

"Please wait while I load up software you'll never use and stick random icons all over the place."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

Oymoticons

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

Elvis Presley

Inout baskets.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

'Beautiful Balloon Company' In Trays 'Up' 'Up' 'Away'

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

Home Business - Printer Ink.

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

The Statue of Liberty stands up all day long and rests by night.

'So, the Father is a native of Easter Island?'

"What's a good time for dinner, let's sync up our calendars..."

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

Home Business - Accounts.

'I feel more secure surrounded by things.'

After a lifetime of chasing that elusive creature, Alvin stopped to reassess his time management skills.

'You got sticky notes.'

"I can accept Mum's gone, but I can't bring myself to press 'delete'."