File Organizer Gifts

Essential skills for the twenty-first century #1: Dragging a file to a new location.

Where your mind & battle are los

Let's get organized

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Gay Times...

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Good Luck!

Inout baskets.

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"I see you've security marked your property."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

Ironing day.

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"I was just finishing up some spring cleaning."

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Catalogue of little books.

"Much ado list"

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"