Paper Organizer Gifts

Organic Filing

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

Inout baskets.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Two stressed drinking birds

Pelican and Origami

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

The Complete Cycle.

Man being fed 'Get up and Go' on a drip.

Desk boxes - sublimeridiculous.

'Beautiful Balloon Company' In Trays 'Up' 'Up' 'Away'

Meaningful...Meaningless relationships.

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

A catch-all is born.