Icon Collection Gifts

Elvis Presley

"Black or white, Vicar?"

The Missing Sock Returns

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Oymoticons

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'It appears you've done a wonderful job...of not getting fired.'

'Comments? Thoughts? Anyone?'

Rising Gas Prices

"Moulting"

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

The New World Order

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

Snail Pattern Balding.

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"You never take me in your arms!"

Coot on a jetty

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

While hunting, Brad finds bear signs. (hunter in woods looking at toilet paper roll on a branch)

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Bicycle Sidecar.

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

Disappearing Democracy

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

Girl holding money.

"You have ice water in your veins."

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.