Icons Gifts

"We just can't communicate. He's emoticon and I'm emojis."

Killer Executive Suits.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Haircuts

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Leadership suits you

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

Men's business romper.

Oymoticons

Elvis Presley

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"We have the exact same taste."

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Vivienne Westwood

1930's Lady.

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Congratulations on the new you!

Do you think I'm sixty?

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Purple dress

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"He's bought himself a red sport car, so I can't ride with him anymore: somehow, he says an old dog would be cramping his style..."

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."