Style Icons Gifts

"I say one or the other. But leopardskin and heels is too much."

'She must have spent a fortune on achieving that unspoilt, natural look!'

"It's gotten so customers won't take my advice unless they think I'm gay."

'Did Picasso get hounded every 10 minutes?'

'Everything comes back in style eventually, so I've decided not to shed this season.'

"I didn't realize being a glam-pa would be so painful."

Killer Executive Suits.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Haircuts

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Leadership suits you

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

Men's business romper.

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"We have the exact same taste."

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vivienne Westwood

Do you think I'm sixty?

1930's Lady.

"He's deliciously vintage."

Congratulations on the new you!

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."