Office Style Icon Gifts

"After my business breakfast, I'll be going directly to the office."

'YESTERDAY was tie down, sleeves up...today is tie up, sleeves down!'

Killer Executive Suits.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Haircuts

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Leadership suits you

Men's business romper.

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

1930's Lady.

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vivienne Westwood

Do you think I'm sixty?

Congratulations on the new you!

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Purple dress

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"He's bought himself a red sport car, so I can't ride with him anymore: somehow, he says an old dog would be cramping his style..."