Ironic Style Icon Gifts

'I've taken my knowledge of science and math and applied them to fashion to produce a wardrobe that's guaranteed to malfunction to get you the most possible publicity.'

Killer Executive Suits.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Leadership suits you

Men's business romper.

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Do you think I'm sixty?

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Congratulations on the new you!

1930's Lady.

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Purple dress

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"He's bought himself a red sport car, so I can't ride with him anymore: somehow, he says an old dog would be cramping his style..."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"